Austin: "Mom, is it wrong to like 4 girls at the same time."
Me: "Austin, you're young and you're just trying to figure out what you like, so no, it's not wrong. Now, you cannot be a boyfriend to all of them at the same time."
Austin: "I know that, but some people at school say that's using someone."
Me: "Welcome to middle school."
Austin: "There's so much drama, Mom. You wouldn't believe it!" (Little does he know!)
Me: "Welcome to middle school."
Austin: "It's fun though."