Thursday, April 8, 2010

A Letter of Disgust...

Dear All Two Thousand of Tiger Woods' Mistresses,

I am so over you all.  Why must you continue to come out of the woodwork...no pun intended...like termites?  I cannot even listen to the radio in the morning with my children, due to running the risk of another one of you airing your dirty laundry about your escapades with a married man.  What are you hoping to gain from all of this?  You do realize your 15 minutes of fame is actually having the opposite effect of what I am guessing that each of you is wanting?  Please stop being selfish, keep your crap to yourself and stop further embarrassing Mr. Wood's wife and children.  As for the latest little 22 year old neighbor of said loser, I hope you feel better about yourself now that you have added to the hoopla.  Please, for the rest of America, get some counseling, a life, and please do not procreate anytime in the near future.

Just Sayin.

3 comments:

Stacey said...

Amen!! This goes for Jesse James ho's, too!

Sara said...

Exactly!! I'm so annoyed that these girls keep speaking up and making his wife/children/family re-live all of this over and over.
WE GET IT - he's 'mated' with half of America. Shut up already.

Sassafrass Jane said...

Haha, Sara. Mated.
SO TRUE! At the time it all went down, yeah, speak up. Now?! Seriously?! Let the man move on! They should, too. They look like a bunch of desperate sloots!

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Thursday, April 8, 2010

A Letter of Disgust...

Dear All Two Thousand of Tiger Woods' Mistresses,

I am so over you all.  Why must you continue to come out of the woodwork...no pun intended...like termites?  I cannot even listen to the radio in the morning with my children, due to running the risk of another one of you airing your dirty laundry about your escapades with a married man.  What are you hoping to gain from all of this?  You do realize your 15 minutes of fame is actually having the opposite effect of what I am guessing that each of you is wanting?  Please stop being selfish, keep your crap to yourself and stop further embarrassing Mr. Wood's wife and children.  As for the latest little 22 year old neighbor of said loser, I hope you feel better about yourself now that you have added to the hoopla.  Please, for the rest of America, get some counseling, a life, and please do not procreate anytime in the near future.

Just Sayin.

3 comments:

Stacey said...

Amen!! This goes for Jesse James ho's, too!

Sara said...

Exactly!! I'm so annoyed that these girls keep speaking up and making his wife/children/family re-live all of this over and over.
WE GET IT - he's 'mated' with half of America. Shut up already.

Sassafrass Jane said...

Haha, Sara. Mated.
SO TRUE! At the time it all went down, yeah, speak up. Now?! Seriously?! Let the man move on! They should, too. They look like a bunch of desperate sloots!