According to Carter...

This morning on the way to drop Carter off at preschool, the following conversation took place in the back seat...What prompted Carter to say this right as we pulled out of the neighborhood, I'll never know...By the way, I apologize in advance if this offends anyone:

Carter:
"Mom, did you know that if you have a pee-pee but not any nuts, you will die?"
Me:
"What did you say?"
Carter:
"If you have a pee-pee and no nuts, you'll die."
Preston:
"Mom, he said you'll die. You won't die right away, Carter. If they fall off, you'll still live for a little bit."

Okay...I am trapped within an immense cloud of testosterone...