Thursday, January 15, 2009

More Randomness From Me...

I apologize in advance if this bores anyone...Below are a few random thoughts I have had over the past several days...


1. It should be mandatory to pass a common sense test before becoming a parent.


2. If people pull up to a red light in the right hand lane with no cars in front of them, and they're NOT turning right, why don't they simply move over to the left hand lane so that the people behind them can turn right? This happens to me almost EVERY morning on my way to take Carter to school...drives me crazy!


3. I wish I could record my 12 year old getting so upset at a video game that he ends up crying and show it to him...really...it's a game, dude!


4. Here's a better one: I wish I could record a large group of men at a sports bar watching a football game, screaming at the team that's losing and show it to them...really...it's a game, dude!


5. I wish I could freeze Carter at the age he is for just a little longer so I can continue to enjoy the crazy, funny things that come out of his mouth....When he gets frustrated with me he says, "I'm not your mom anymore!"...When we're watching something on television, and he wants to see it again, he says, "Will you 'forward fast' it for me?"


6. I wish I were like Jane Jetson and could get up in the morning, push a button and my hair and make-up would be done, push a button and the bed would make itself, go into the kitchen, push a button and breakfast would be made for the kids and to top it off, have a robot like Rosie to clean the house among other unfavorable chores.

She had the life!

1 comment:

Coco said...

I totally agree with all of your random thoughts. How funny!

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Thursday, January 15, 2009

More Randomness From Me...

I apologize in advance if this bores anyone...Below are a few random thoughts I have had over the past several days...


1. It should be mandatory to pass a common sense test before becoming a parent.


2. If people pull up to a red light in the right hand lane with no cars in front of them, and they're NOT turning right, why don't they simply move over to the left hand lane so that the people behind them can turn right? This happens to me almost EVERY morning on my way to take Carter to school...drives me crazy!


3. I wish I could record my 12 year old getting so upset at a video game that he ends up crying and show it to him...really...it's a game, dude!


4. Here's a better one: I wish I could record a large group of men at a sports bar watching a football game, screaming at the team that's losing and show it to them...really...it's a game, dude!


5. I wish I could freeze Carter at the age he is for just a little longer so I can continue to enjoy the crazy, funny things that come out of his mouth....When he gets frustrated with me he says, "I'm not your mom anymore!"...When we're watching something on television, and he wants to see it again, he says, "Will you 'forward fast' it for me?"


6. I wish I were like Jane Jetson and could get up in the morning, push a button and my hair and make-up would be done, push a button and the bed would make itself, go into the kitchen, push a button and breakfast would be made for the kids and to top it off, have a robot like Rosie to clean the house among other unfavorable chores.

She had the life!

1 comment:

Coco said...

I totally agree with all of your random thoughts. How funny!