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Teenage Boy
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1. Takes multiple baths a day...don't ask...2. Says things like:
- "Whatever"
- "That's gay, Mom."
- "I'm so sure."
- "That's G"...apparently that's the new 'cool'
- "You don't know what you're talking about, Mom."
- "I don't have any homework."
- "Mom, can I pimp out my room?"
- "That's for babies."
- "Y'all are too hard on me."
- "I'm going to run away to Dad's house."
3. Doesn't think before words exit his rather unpredictable mouth.
4. Continuously claims NOT to have homework, although his grades in certain classes prove otherwise.
5. Thinks of every excuse in the book to stay up late.
6. Does NOT seem to understand the word NO.
7. Is convinced that Ryan and I were never teenagers.
8. Is convinced his dad hung the moon and the stars all by himself.
9. Is driving me absolutely CRAZY at the moment.
ANY BIDDERS?
Didn't think so....UGGGGGG!
6 comments:
Does A ever read the blog?!
I just caught a glimpse into my future! Sad to say, my 6 year old has already started with some of those antics...YIKES!
No, he never does, but all that I said is nothing he hasn't heard me say before.
Oh, but I did tell him I was going to take an ad out in the paper and sell him if he didn't get it in check! It's all in good humor..=)
ha, you're a nut!
So funny! I'm sure I'll have one up for sale in about 10 years (maybe less)!
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